Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Finding the "Fond" in Farewell

Warning:  Due to the weeks that have come and gone since our last blogging update, I would recommend grabbing a cup of coffee, a snack, and "hunkering" down if you plan to read this update in one sitting.

Summertime in Alaska brings a flurry of activity -- from dutiful, weekly yard maintenance (daily if you're a gardener) to the more enjoyable festivities like hiking, fishing, hunting, and harvesting fruits and veggies.  It also beckons family and friends from the lower 48 to finally brave the AlCan or the "friendly" skies and trek our way for long-earned reunions!

I must say...I absolutely LOVE family and friends coming to see us -- even though I know they are really here to see Alaska!  It is fun to play tour guide, and Ethan knows his way around so well now, that we often send him out with our guests to embellish and wax poetic about the landscape, terrain, and "wild" animals.

The Younger Beaver Clan at Beluga Point
June 2016
Rat and Ruthie at Hatcher's Pass, 2016
Most recently, we've had the wonderful opportunity of hosting my "little" brother, Matthew (or as I have affectionately called him since birth, "Ratmu"), his wife Ruthie, and their son, Jackson.  As families, and nicknames go, for that matter, we have been warring since Rat's birth about nomenclature.  As most good uncles do, he has never referred to our children, his nephews, by their given names.  I imagine it is payback for all the years I introduced him as my "pet Rat."  Regardless, our children have had to learn that Uncle Mackie will never give up his God-given right to rename them! Alex has endured high school basketball games as "Sugar Puff"; Andrew (whose name was NEVER to be shortened to Andy) has ALWAYS been referred to as "Andy Squirrel;" and Ethan has always been called "Monster."  Rat is still Rat, but now Jackson is up for grabs!  I thought I would be clever and call him "Jack Jack" after that infant child in the Disney movie Incredibles -- I mean, he is incredible in his own right, and I'm sure he has super powers.  He was here for 17 days and didn't sleep at all, wiping out an entire parent army, one auntie, one uncle, one cousin, a dog, and a partridge in a pear tree! Now that's some super power!

Finally! Sleep Success!
The Beavers Take on Hatcher's Pass
When he wasn't sleeping (which was always), he was eating and learning to walk!  What fun it was to watch him toddle around or quick crawl after the dog.  Ahtna has never been around an infant for any extended length of time, so she wasn't sure exactly what to make of him.  We think she was convinced that Jack Jack was hers, because she was underfoot constantly, making sure whoever had him was being "careful with the baby."  Although he won't remember it, Jack Jack's first Alaskan steps made quite an impression!  Whether at Independence Mine, Eklutna Lake, the Butte, the Matanuska River, Willow Park, Lake Lucille, or Eagle River Nature Preserve, we so enjoyed showing off our precious family to this precious state, and vice versa.  Denali played peek-a-boo with them one day, they saw snow and rains at Hatcher's Pass, they got their first real taste of Fireweed Jelly on toast, and very narrowly missed becoming an airborne canoe on Willow Lake as the sight-seeing planes ascended! Jack Jack got Ahtna hooked on Cheerios, only got run over twice playing fetch, and Ruthie conquered her fear of dogs!  Now her fear of moose...well, that's another story!

Jack Jack's Trip to the Anchorage Zoo, 2016
Hiking to the Matanuska River
Jack Jack and Uncle Mikey at Wonderland Park
20 mph or less, Boys! 20 mph or less!
And then, just as quickly as they arrived, it was time for their departure.  They are both teachers and have the summers "off;" however, given they just sold one house, bought another, and were traveling to the upper East Coast upon their return to the lower 48, they'll hardly be moved into their new house before school will be starting again.  So much for "vacation!"  I have decided that, for me, "fond" farewells are a farce.  Living in this wondrous landscape that we call home now can never truly be expressed in words or pictures.  Ratmu discovered that.  But neither can giving your little brother, sister-in-law, and nephew farewell hugs and kisses - only to wonder when the next time you see them will be.

But, as is always the case...time marches on.  They made it safely to North Carolina, on to New York, then back to Carolina once again.  In the meantime, we welcomed another group of "tourists" -- Grandma and Grandpa Beaver, and our friends, Nat and Sam.

Nat and Sam Atop the Bodenburg Butte< July 2016
The Beaver clan is quite familiar with Alaska, but Nat and Sam have never been here.  The rains descended for most of their visit, as is typical this time of year; but we were all undaunted, doing our best to showcase the local features and experience several "firsts" as a group!  Sam is a recent high school graduate, and Nat is 15 -- which made them just a little older and wilder than Ethan!  I think between the three of them, they harbored 10-15 knives each time we went hiking, which would have done little to protect us against the critters and much to make them angry!  Sam talked of high-jacking bears, climbing atop their backs in the event of an attack, and "sleeper-holding" them to the ground. We let him...because if a bear actually attacked and he tried that, we would all have time to escape -- haha!

Hiking to Gold Chord Lake, 2016
The Beaver Clan at Eklutna Lake, 2016
Nat and Sam at Eklutna Lake, 2016
They hiked to Gold Chord Lake and captured pictures "playing in the snow at Hatcher's Pass in July" for their family and friends that were sweltering in 100+ temperatures back home.  After that, Nat, Grandpa, and I headed to Anchorage to buy fishing gear, "touch the Pacific," and watch the planes take off and land at the Anchorage International Airport.  We hiked the Butte, the Eagle River Nature Preserve, and Eklutna; but it was our "Misadventure of Kenai" that was the highlight for me!  Allow me to explain...

During this time of year, resident Alaskans are able to participate in the sport of dip netting -- literally dipping a H-U-G-E net into the ocean waters in the hopes of catching incoming salmon.  Family size determines the quota of fish each family can keep, and our little family was eligible for 45 red salmon!  Thanks to the advice from some long-time Alaskans (Brian), the borrowing of nets from others (thank you, Capt Rex), and the reading of the Kenai tide charts, we were ready to "begin" our adventure!

2 a.m. dawns early, but not quite as bright as in our earlier days of summer.  We had all our gear and everyone fed and loaded by 3 to make the trip to Kenai.  Our goal was to arrive by 7:30 and hit the beach about an hour or two before high tide.  That way, we could fish through high tide, clean our limit, and make the long trek home before too late that night.  Dad and Sam were armed with fishing licenses, too; they were hoping to hook something with the rods, while fishing from shore.  We were super excited doing this new grand adventure together, and seeing caribou as we entered Kenai, helped our excitement swell!

Kenai 2016 Dip netting Scene
The rains continued in earnest, but we were undaunted!  As we paid our parking fee and pulled nearer to the shore, the tent city and hoards of vehicles already at seaside beckoned us to drive out onto the hard-pack and claim our "fishing spot." All went swimmingly for the first 50 yards...the weight of seven people and all their rain and fishing gear slowly combined with the weight of the vehicle.  In that moment, all four front-wheel drive tires began to s-i-n-k in the sand.  The idea that "everyone else" was able to drive out on the beach continued to spur our enthusiasm.  So Grandpa jumped out, calling behind as his door closed, "I know how to fix it!"  He began bouncing up and down on the back bumper to give Michael enough leverage to move the vehicle out of its sandy trap. Hooray! Success!  Onward we went...for another 25 yards...

Seeing a pattern beginning to form here, but unable to really turn around and drive out (which would have given instant remedy to our situation), we likened ourselves to tourists - i.e. "everyone grab your buddy, and kindly exit the bus to your right..."  We figured lightening the vehicle by several hundred pounds should be JUST what she needed to make it down the beach to a safer location or to a turn around spot.  Digging out around the tires and tailpipe, and placing rocks and two towels under the tires for tread support, all those that were able-bodied, and perhaps less than willing, began pushing. By now, our party was the most fun on the beach!  We had a fairly nice size crowd of on-lookers - some who were even willing to stop their dip-netting to see what these crazy newbies were going to try next!  With a couple more pushes...we were no longer mired...until 25 more yards went by.

Now wait...did someone say, "The tide's coming in?"  Well, yes, look at that!  The tide IS coming in! There was also another vehicle making it's way down the beach trying to get around us.  No go, fella! You see, we are newbies, and don't have a CLUE what we're doing!  I firmly believe the Lord sent that fella down the beach at that exact moment.  Most other fishermen had claimed their spots and been set to fish.  This fella stopped his vehicle (more out of necessity than desire) to help us assess our continuing dilemma.  Yours truly pulled out the cell phone and began to call AAA, to which he kindly responded, "No wreckers come out on the beach here."  Well, of course - duh!  What was I thinking?  If we were too heavy in our vehicle, why in the world did I think a big wrecker could get out on this stuff and save us?

Finally seeing that our crew was doomed without support, other fishermen ran to their trucks for chains and tow straps, just as the water inched toward our tires.  Secured to the bumper of another vehicle, Michael steered backwards in the "pull of shame" off the Kenai shore.  Once securely back on "land," we all kissed the wet ground and donned rain and fishing gear.   Dad, Nat, and Sam grabbed their fishing rods and tried their best to secure a spot -- any spot -- among the hoards of dip netters. Michael, Ethan, and I grabbed a cooler and the dip nets.  Only I lost control of my equipment and broke Michael's nose!  Well, we don't think it actually broke, but I'm sure it felt like it!  Dip nets can be anywhere from 6-8 feet long when fully extended on their metal poles, and a metal pole to the nose just doesn't make for a fun time.  No worries, though.  We weren't letting these little hiccups stop our fishing frenzy!

Undaunted by a morning of "rough spots!"
Kenai Dip net Trip 2016
Now, truth be told, the numbers of fish in the runs this year have not been stellar.  Watching all the fishermen was amazing, particularly when we realized that some of these families had been camping for days in the hopes of catching their limits to feed their families this winter.

We fished for close to four hours, netting two salmon (but one got away!) and a flounder too little for one sandwich.  The 14-year-old girl next to us was catching like gang-busters, and she finally had to quit because her arms got sore.  After no more fish for an hour, we called it a day, headed in for lunch, and made the long trek home -- cold, wet, and exhausted.  We cooked that salmon that night for dinner, and boy did he taste good!

A Well-Earned Dinner!
Shipp Creek - Daddy and Me
Sadly...our time with Grandma, Grandpa, Nat, and Sam came to an end too quickly, and we found ourselves once again saying "Farewell."  The day after they boarded the plane to head back to the Carolinas, we found ourselves in the middle of Anchorage for the Joint Bases of Elmendorf and Richardson (JBER) Air Show.  This year's show featured aircraft from all over the country and an unbelievably wonderful display by the Navy's Blue Angels.  It has been many years since I went to an air show, and this was Ethan's first experience with one.  I would STRONGLY ENCOURAGE you, in the most animated language, to attend an Air Show near you.  We consider ourselves to be a pretty patriotic family, but there's just something about that atmosphere that overwhelms us and gives us a renewed belief and hope in this great land in which we live.  As the planes roared overhead, Michael stated it simply for Ethan: "Son, that's the sound of freedom, and we should never forget it!"

The Sound of Freedom
JBER Air Show 2016
JBER Air Show 2016

Future Chopper Pilot?
After perusing as many static displays as possible, and reminiscing with Michael about the "good ole days" of throwing up with over half his squadron on a C-130 that was doing in-flight maneuvers, we donned our hearing protection to make our way to the grandstand for the Blue Angels' performance. Resting in the jump seats of a C-5 Galaxy, Michael tried to explain its capacity to us in "laymen's" terms. 

C-5 Galaxy
He yelled above the noise, "See those notches in the floor?  They're used to strap down tanks and jeeps.  You can fit at least two tanks and ....[insert something garbled here]."

      "What?!" I yelled in return.  "Why would a "little Italian man" want to ride in here?"  As he burst into laughter and turned fifty shades of red, he said, "Honey...check your hearing protection!  I said, 'Two tanks and an entire battalion can - NOT two tanks and a little Italian man can!'" Yikes!

Waiting for the Tanks and the "Little Italian Man"
Once we regained our composure, we found places in the crowd and the Blue Angels took to the air. Talk about a phenomenon to watch!  As they glide, seemingly effortlessly through the sky, their wings are only about 18 inches apart.  18 inches!  During one of their maneuvers, there are four planes flying in perfect formation, and a fifth plane sneaks up from behind the crowd and scares the heeby-jeebies out of everyone!  It was at that point that Ethan turned to us and said, "I'm so glad they're on our side!"  To which the Master of Ceremonies responded via the sound system, "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Navy Blue Angels - you don't know they're here until they are already on their way out!"

Seeing the Blue Angels for the First Time, 2016
Blue Angels 2016
With less than a week to tidy the house and get everything in order for continued summer fun, we welcomed our final visitors for the season -- Grandma and Grandpa Bradley -- all the way from Missouri.  This was their first visit to Alaska, and although the rainy season was upon us (meaning torrential rains everyday!), we tried to make the most of their visit -- hitting up all of our "local" sightseeing places - and adding a new adventure for good measure!

The Bradleys Take on Alaska
Hatcher Pass, August 2016
Independence Mine, 2016
While we enjoy every moment of every visit that occurs, if you haven't been able to tell, we also like to pick out our "favorite" moments of each visit.  I think, by far, my favorite Bradley memory was our visit out of Whittier - in the Prince William Sound.  Now...you will remember the torrential rain part.  Add to that Michael's reassurance, "Oh, Brian won't take the boat out if the waves are cresting more than two feet."  Can I just say..."The waves were definitely cresting HIGHER than two feet!!!"  If you are on a boat, and the captain calmly says, "I went with an aluminum boat because even if we're completely under the water, we'll float," beware!  Be very aware!  In the world I live in, if a boat is completely under the water, we call that "sinking."

Heading Out on the Prince William Sound
Yes...it's foggy...and what you're viewing is one of the largest cruise ships
We opted for a small aluminum boat on waters that reach 1400 foot depths...
But truth be told, Brian (and Ethan) are very good boat captains.  When I started getting queasy in the fog and choppy waters, they took the boat closer to shore so I could see land again.  Did you know that actually works to alleviate nausea?  Well neither did I; but I do now!  And to answer your next question...no one wretched this boat ride.  Surprisingly, we were able to find a cove that was quite calm -- even calm enough to troll for salmon.  Grandma and Grandpa Bradley are avid boaters, and they fish quite regularly on the Missouri lakes; but this was their first time ocean fishing.  So imagine our surprise and delight when Grandpa and I pulled in the first two salmon!  Then Grandma and Ethan pulled in two!  Boat captain Brian pulled in an ugly rock fish, and only poor Michael didn't catch anything.  He wasn't too upset, though, since he caught all the fish in Kenai (haha...all two, er three, of them).

First Catches of the Day
Grandma Gets a Salmon
Ethan's Turn!
After exhausting our fishing time, we rode an hour out to Blackstone Glacier.  Oh my goodness! Touching the glacial ice was incredible, but our feeling of isolation was almost overwhelming -- you know, that "good" kind of scary?!  The weather cleared momentarily, and the sun even tried to come out and say hello.  Then, just like that, it was time to head back to shore.  

Blackstone Glacier, August 2016
Blackstone Glacier
Now the ride back was c-r-a-z-y! Grandpa Bradley and I sat across from each other, and Grandma tried to film the ride.  As the second set of waves crested over the bow, and our aluminum boat "floated" underwater, Grandpa's eyes met mine, and they were as big as saucers!  We were all laughing that nervous laughter...you know the one!  I grabbed Ethan and said, "Now I can understand why the disciples woke Jesus up screaming, 'Lord, save us! We perish!'"  In my heart, I was screaming the same thing!

I was never so thankful to see land! But, what a blessing the scary, awesome, adventure had been! With only a few days more to visit together, we hit up the Little Susitna, but were driven away by the rains.  We fared better at Shipp Creek in downtown Anchorage, seeing salmon on a clear day, but not catching any.  We did watch two beavers working hard, and it reminded us that often we work hard (gardening, fishing, hunting, etc.) and there may be times that we have little to show for our efforts -- but that doesn't mean we stop trying.

Bidding adieu to our family and friends has been bittersweet.  Sweet because we had visitors -- family and friends that love and care for us, and want to visit us -- even though the journey is long (and sometimes uncomfortable; thank you, 9-hour plane rides); and bitter -- oh, so bitter -- because for many of our visitors, we are uncertain when our paths will cross again.  So I have decided that although farewells are sometimes necessary, I'm not a big fan of finding the "fond" in them -- except that, perhaps, the sooner we say "farewell," the sooner we will be saying "hello" again.

Until our next "hello," you are in our thoughts and prayers - and we love you!

"I thank my God upon every remembrance of you..."
Philippians 1:3













Thursday, June 30, 2016

Mariana's Trench and Emergency Response


In the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean, just east of the Mariana Islands, lies a hole so vast that if Mount Everest were dropped into it, there would be more than a mile of water still covering its peak. According to Deep Sea Challenge only two people have ever ventured to its deepest point.  Yet in the heart of the Matsu Valley in mid-June, several middle schoolers encountered their own version of "Mariana's Trench" -- learning that evil often lurks in dark spaces, and that beautiful Mariana can often be hiding sinister secrets.

Enter Dr. Nevis, Crime Scene Investigator (CSI), Camp Director of the Matsu College.  Billy, Mariana's husband, is currently in a coma, following a savage screwdriver attack.  Unable to communicate with police, it is up to the highly skilled CSI-trainees to decipher the web of evidence, determine the identity of the attacker, and convince the district attorney to pursue justice.  CSI-trainee Ethan Martin recounts the details:

"After learning observational skills, we entered the crime scene to begin our inventories.  There was a massive blood spatter on the floor and footprints leading away from the scene.  There was a container of what appeared to be cocaine found beneath Billy's chair.  Lab testing for cocaine, meth, THC, spice, and heroin revealed that the container was, indeed, cocaine. Initial suspects included Mike, Billy's friend, and Mariana, Billy's wife.  Mike confirmed that Billy did occasionally use illegal drugs, and Mariana was the one who discovered Billy after she returned from grocery shopping for four hours! Mike and Mariana both agreed to allow us to take hair samples for DNA testing using microscopes.  The bloody footprint matched neither suspect, and additional interviews revealed that an unfamiliar car had been seen in the vicinity during the time of the incident.  The car and the footprint would be linked to Mariana's boyfriend, who ultimately would be arrested for murder -- since Billy never awoke from his coma.  Mariana allegedly knew nothing of the attack; but that may be another camp..."

DNA Capture
Human Saliva - Ethan's!

As if all that crime-stopping, gross evidence-collection, and analysis weren't enough, Ethan decided to take his role-playing skills to the next level.  Once again Matsu College provided a wonderful opportunity!  They needed live actors to participate in mass casualty exercises for paramedic training. The stage involved two separate mass casualty bus accidents.  Given the extreme winter weather conditions here and the increase in tour bus traffic during the summer, the scenarios were staged as close to real life as possible -- including the medical moulage.

Medical Moulage 2016
Given our experience from ions ago in Interior Alaska playing deployment games with children, we knew that the best "victims" are convincing victims.  During our first "rodeo" we only let the children watch the moulage take place -- until one brave soul said, "I'd like to be moulaged!"  From that time on, medical moulage for the kids at camp became as standard a procedure as face painting at the county fair!  So Ethan was ecstatic when one of the paramedic professors looked him right in the eye and said, "How about you?  Do you want visible injuries?"  From an exercise "director" and facilitator standpoint, I can certainly understand trying to create an authentic experience for the learners. Besides... that's the fun kid part!  We even held a WWE birthday party for Andrew one year -- complete with moulage black eyes!  Yikes!  And when Alex was moulaged one year for Operation Bug Out, we found him sick in the bathroom because he had "looked at his injuries in the mirror!" What kind of parents are we?!

Victim Ethan
Staging Area
However, watching our youngest son transform into a visible victim right before our eyes was a bit disconcerting. Add to that his propensity for exaggeration, genuine role-play, and perfected "dying" ability, and you've created a parenting nightmare!

So...guess who got to throw the paramedics the "freaked out mom and dad" arriving on scene?  I was alright until I noticed they were staging "victims" on three tarps -- green, yellow, and red -- like a traffic signal.  An additional part of the staging multiple victims includes tagging -- placing large placards around each neck and ripping the corresponding color strip from the tag that matches the tarp. So far, so good...we're tracking well.  Then scenario two occurred...

All of the victims were staged within the seats and aisles of a school bus and instructed NOT to understand or speak English -- i.e. simulating a tour bus or a busload of foreign exchange students.  A child-size mannequin lay lifeless on the ground in front of the bus, the first fatality of the simulation. Parent participants were told to wait until 5 minutes into the simulation, then "storm" the paramedics. Oh, and by the way, WE didn't speak English either!  Michael and another parent rushed the bus --screaming in Turkish and Spanish.  Ethan overheard one of the medics nervously say, "Prepare to intercept the boy's father!" Another parent and I stormed the tarps screaming for our children.  We were immediately stopped by a lone paramedic who was attempting to triage the "victims" and handle these crazy parents.  The woman I was with spoke nothing but Arabic, and I spoke Russian. She immediately found her daughter and attempted to take her from the scene to "get her to the hospital quicker."  I, however, couldn't find Ethan -- on any of the tarps.  So, then I stormed the bus with Michael.  We were gently escorted back to the tarps to wait for our son, by a nice man, who kindly threatened us with pretty silver bracelets.

Scenario 1 -- Superficial Cuts & Bruises
Potential Collapsed Lung
It was at that moment that the reality of the work that the paramedics do actually hit me.  Because you see, I know me...we were "subdued" for this exercise because we didn't want them to completely forget the first aid they were attempting to give -- but it was a quick, tough does of "reality" for all of us.  They thought they were prepared, until a busload of children couldn't understand or respond to simple instructions in English.  They thought they could handle the emergencies until crazy parents began showing up on-scene and creating additional chaos.  And I thought I "knew" what medics went through responding to accident scenes or crashes.

Ethan's "injuries" included two broken legs, a collapsed lung, and a severe gash to his head.  But it wasn't until we saw him "tagged" and lying lifeless on the red tarp that the thought of being a parent in that situation kicked in...red tarps were awaiting Life Flights.  Hearing the paramedics work, seeing their intensity (even though it was "only" practice), and wondering what they meant by "intercepting the boy's father" proved more educational than anything he could have ever read about paramedic training and preparation.

Practicing Our Chalk Outlines
"Pretending" opened all our eyes, and while it was tough to imagine ourselves in that kind of a situation, we are all so grateful for the opportunity to volunteer to help the them train.  The next time you see an ambulance, we hope you will think of our "fun" exercise, remember those first responders, the victims, and say a prayer for them all.


Join us next time as The Matthew Beaver Family takes on Alaska!
Matthew, Ruth, and Jack Jack
Beluga Point 2016

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

There's a First Time for Everything!

In the Heart of the Alaskan Wilderness...at the Heart of a Deadened Tree...
Rests an Image of My Heart Proclaiming You Belong with Me.
I'll bet you thought I was finished with this blogging thing!  Not hardly!  These past few weeks have just been B-U-S-Y!  I was hoping to bring you an exciting episode that included successful bear hunting photographs; but, alas...it was not to be. That isn't to say that adventure wasn't had by all, and we do have hearty tales to tell, but the only bears that live here seem to be hovering in the Anchorage city limits.  Beyond the prepping and participating in the bear hunt, we have attempted a little fishing (much more of that in weeks to come), canoeing, biking, gardening, mowing, 4-wheeling, and a week-long adventure in Vacation Bible School.  And, as with any of our days, we continue to look for and learn lessons all along the way.

May 2016
Since our last meeting, it seems summer has arrived, bowling over spring before it has even sprung. The temperatures in the past weeks have hovered in the 70s, and even approached 80 on a few days. Our poor Maddie got her first Alaskan sunburn, hiking the Butte in Palmer.  It seems uncanny that sunburn would occur in the "frozen North," but given we are also the Land of the Midnight Sun, sunscreen is a must for the next few months!  You can read all about their adventures here.

Basking in the Glow of the Midnight Sun
The past few weeks here have seen us basking in the glow of the "summer" sun, canoeing at neighboring Big Lake, spring cleaning, readying the garden boxes for planting, and dog dips at Nancy Lakes (finally!).  We are learning to be flexible (which is extremely difficult for over-achieving planners).  You'd think we would have learned that lesson the first time we lived in Alaska -- perhaps we did, but I feel like we forgot it after ten years in the lower 48.  It is a difficult concept to explain, particularly for people who are not accustomed to the "Alaskan" way of life.  Even though we seem to be in a frenzied state most of the time with work, schedules, activities, etc., it's almost as if we travel in a contented slow motion.  That's why, when the weather is warm and the sun is shining, almost everyone ceases "work" and takes time to enjoy the fleeting moment.  It reminds me of when I was a young mother and people (mostly my beloved family and friends) would remind me that "you'll always have dirt and dishes, but the time with your family is won't last forever."  As a result, we are trying to be purposeful about our family time.

Canoeing at Big Lake, Alaska
May 2016
Dog Days at Nancy Lakes
Funny...they look alike!

Ethan is working to finish up studies for the school year -- although we are teaching him to be a "lifelong" learner -- so I'm not certain we will ever "finish" studying!  And what a joy that is!  A few weeks ago, we weeded and planted the garden, mowed the lawn for the first time this season, and decided whether to do decking or landscaping next.  We found a frog in the garden -- yes, wood frogs exist in Alaska -- and that led to all sorts of learning for us both!  Our frogs freeze and their hearts stop beating in the fall/winter and then they thaw and come back to life in the spring!  We didn't know that was even possible, but research at the University of Alaska, Fairbanks shows it is a thing! UAF Frog Thaw  Who would have ever guessed that we had to come to Alaska for Ethan to catch his first frog -- particularly since we lived on the East Coast and have visited the Midwest numerous times?!

Speaking of firsts...Michael and Ethan went on their first-ever Father-Son Bear Hunt in mid-May out of Whittier, AK. A SUPER shout-out goes to Brian and Christina Bonker for sharing their hunting and fishing vessel, and for helping to make a memory that will last a lifetime for Michael and Ethan!


Only problem...?  They were out for four days and didn't even see a bear!  3-4 hours, by boat, outside of Whittier, camping in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness -- and they didn't even see a bear!  But they sure did have fun!  They saw sea lions, otters, eagles, and a glacier -- up close and personal -- and Brian even let Ethan "drive" the boat a few times.  They tried fishing when locating bear was proving unsuccessful, but the fish weren't biting that day.  Their grandest adventure occurred the last day of the hunt, but there needs to be a bit of back story to understand and appreciate it. Mariners often jockey for position into and out of Whittier with tour buses, motorists, and the train. You may remember from a blog last year that access to Whittier is limited to arrival by sea or a one-way tunnel through a mountain  Trail to Whittier. Originally, they were scheduled to be out five days, but no sightings and significant rainfall prompted an early retreat.  As such, their goal was to break camp and make it 3 hours back to Whittier to get out by that last tunnel opening.  So the frenzy began!

Camping in the Alaskan wilderness off-shore from the ocean requires careful navigation and negotiation.  Larger boats go inland more when the tide rises.  Goal: to walk all supplies into/out of camp from/to the boat while the tide is in.  This is accomplished best in nicer weather, wearing hip or chest waders.  If this part of the negotiation begins to fall apart, the boat has to move further and further away from shore, and the loads become heavier to maneuver over long distances. Danger: moving slower than the tide requires the captain to stay on the boat, moving it to an appropriate off-shore destination to anchor it in deep water, then raft back and forth to unload supplies to shore. When loading gear back onto the boat, moving slower than the outgoing tide can cause the boat to beach, leaving would-be escapees to wait until the tide comes in again before moving the boat!
Please don't ask how we know this...

After a brief sojourn on the Sands of Time, the crew was underway for their trip back to Whittier. Jockeying for position out of the water and back onto the mainland, they "docked" in the staging lanes to leave Whittier at 8:45 p.m.  Oh, snake eyes!  Whittier Tunnel closed early that evening, at 6:00 p.m., for minor repairs.  Stuck in Whittier overnight -- no way out until 6:00 a.m. the following day!  They could've stayed out fishing!  Oh well...after spending a night bedded down in the boat and the truck in a parking lot, at least they were smiling, and I'm still hearing "tales" from the trip!  


He's a Lefty!
Our adventures continued after church on Memorial Day weekend.  Most of the church families gathered at a local Palmer Park for a picnic, park festivities, and a good old-fashioned (and super competitive) adult softball game.  Ethan has tossed a ball and batted a few times, but has never played competitive t-ball, baseball, or softball.  But, man...what a trooper!  He and a couple of his buddies from Sunday School decided to join the "adults" -- and I use that term loosely -- for an action-packed softball game!
3 of My 4 Men Enjoying a "Friendly" Game of  Church Softball

Now any of you that know anything about church softball can attest that Christian testimonies seem to flee the scene after the first pitch is tossed.  Ironically, the adults were all so gracious with their junior players, offering them key positions in the in-field, giving a couple of extra "strikes" if necessary so a tip of the ball to the bat could occur, and helping them learn the rules of softball versus baseball play -- i.e.  no matter what the preacher says, you CANNOT steal bases in slow-pitch softball! But boy can we talk some smack adult-to-adult -- all in good fun, of course.  During Game 1, I had the opportunity to sit with the wee ones in the stands and yell for my guys!  That's right...Michael, Alex, and Ethan were all on the same team (the Winning Team, as Pastor would say), and they all had great hits, base runs, and the first GRAND SLAM of the game -- go Alex!  I'm not sure if his smile was bigger or Ethan's -- since later in the game Ethan had a base hit that knocked Alex home from 2nd base!

Alexander -- Grand Slam Style
We were only missing Andrew (and miss him, we do!)  

We interrupt our game for this brief announcement: Andrew is adventuring in Australia for a few weeks, visiting family, and we pray he is having a fabulous time!  The pictures seem to say, "Yes, he is!"

Sydney, Australia

"Good day, Mate!"

     Now...back to our coverage of the softball games...


The Grand Slam Finale -- Justin, Michael, Christian, and Alex
Picking teams for Game 2, Alex got picked as the 2nd player on Pastor's team, to which Michael yelled in protest, "HE doesn't even go to our church!!!"  See?  Super-competitive -- once you see someone hit a grand slam, you pick him for your team -- regardless of church affiliation! Ha ha ha! Michael was picked next for Pastor's team, probably to appease him, to which he replied, "I've NEVER been picked this early for any team!"  Mandy, team captain and mother extraordinaire of a five year old and infant twins, immediately picked me for her team, stating, "I love pitting husbands and wives against each other!"  We had several sets of husband-wife pitting, which made the day all the more hysterical!  Great food, great fun...and, yes, I did get on base at my only at-bat.  Game called early on account of little ones needing to play kickball!

Game Czars for Ocean Commotion 2016!
And our most recent adventure...Michael and I played Game Czars at Vacation Bible School all last week, enjoying some of those same little ones and meeting new ones! Because of the frenzied summer pace here, our church has historically hosted Vacation Bible School the week after the kiddies get out of school.  Many of the school bus drivers here also drive tour buses, so school ends early and starts later here.  It seems once school is out the race is on to see how much of Alaska can be hiked, biked, boated, fished, and hunted before school starts again in the fall!  We had about 66 youth ages 4-12 attend, and we had the privilege of "coordinating play!"  The theme was Noah's Ark, so the main sanctuary was turned into an underwater world, with the bottom of the ark running the length of the ceiling.  All of the classrooms were transformed into theme-appropriate learning labs, complete with "fake arks," life-size cardboard cut-out animals, and black-light underwater paradises.  It was truly amazing!  We had each group for about 30 minutes for games each day, and the games were all related to the specific lesson of the day.  I have several favorite memories from the week, but will share one that's an awesome rib-tickler -- at least for me.

To protect the anonymity of the "offender," I have changed the names of the
character(s) in our tall tale (real story):
There once was a tot named Dee
Who couldn't sit as still as can be
She stole Michael's hat
 Yelled, "No one's balder than that!" 
And promptly giggled with glee!

Game Czar Adina stepped in
And said through covered-up grin,
"The Bible speaks on these things
In Second Kings,"
And the children raised such a din!

Looking at the children, and 'specially lil Dee
"Do you know what happened with Elisha?" asked she;
"42 Kiddos like you,
made fun of his do,
And bears ate them, don't you see?"

And now children...what have we learned?  Agghh!  Mrs. Martin is one, scary lady, and we shouldn't make fun of her husband's bald head!  Not quite sure we'll be asked to head up games next year, but you never can tell!  

Look, Mom! I found the esophagus!
CSI Camp prep --
oh, the things we can do with a fryer chicken!
Please pray for our Andrew while he is gallivanting through Australia, for Alex and Maddie as they adjust to both working and the Midnight Sun, Michael as he returns to vacation from his work -- wait...reverse that (I think), and for Ethan and I as he prepares for CSI Summer Camp next week! 

Very soon Ratmu, Ruthie, and Jack Jack will be taking on Alaska for the first time as a family -- and we will have more lovely adventures to report to you all!  Until next time...


"The Lord hath done great things for us; whereof we are glad."
Psalm 126:3